Starbeams: The Top 10 Things KCI Can Do With Terminal A, Pumpkin Heads Unite!

Unknown-1It’s the time of year when you see pumpkin heads turning up all over town.  And by that I mean, Cleveland Browns fans.

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New research shows pumpkin pie is sexually arousing!?  OUCH!  Next time I’ll wait until it cools down a bit.

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Scientists have discovered the most distant galaxy ever confirmed.  It takes 13.1 billion years for light from this galaxy to reach the earth…and it lies just this side of KCI.

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Did someone say KCI? In a few weeks, only terminals B and C will be open at KCI as United is moving to Terminal C.  So, one of their terminals is closing, and their football team loses to Ohio State…what else can go wrong for Iowa?

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TOP 5 THINGS KANSAS CITY COULD DO WITH TERMINAL A:

#5.  The National Asbestos Museum.

#4.  A 3/4 Superconducting Supercollider.

#3.  Storage space for your dignity while you’re getting patted down in Terminals B and C.

#2. A museum featuring all the great airlines that have left Kansas City.

#1.  Haunted House!

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