Starbeams: Snowden Rescues ObamaCare, Boulevard, Tim Tebo & Jobless on Facebook

Edward-SnowdenObamacare is having so many web issues the administration is considering hiring Edward Snowden.

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The Kansas City metro jobless rate has dropped to 7.2%.  If you factor in the number of people playing on Facebook, the percentage of Kansas Citians currently not working is 100%.

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For Halloween, I’m going dressed as a guy who ripped the heart out of every single KC resident and sucked our very will to live:  Boulevard Brewing founder John McDonald.

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TimTebow2_custom-1e2cf32dc4134698ffaf4de53d6739b7bb881dfe-s6-c30The St. Louis Rams are considering hiring Tim Tebow to replace injured Sam Bradford.  Rams officials say he reminds them of Kurt Warner.  Tebow must have married a gal who looks like a guy!?

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For the record, I will always love John McDonald.  I mean, I really should own most of that company by now.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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