The Top 5 Signs You’re a Terrorist from Kansas City:
#5. You torture prisoners by making them watch Chiefs games from the 2012 season.
#4. You ride your camel slowly in the passing lane.
#2. They call it the Grand Mosque, but you will always call it Sandstone.
#1. Instead of Jihad, everything is a “border war!”
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
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