Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs You’re a Terrorist from Kansas City

matt_casselOne of the terrorists who stormed the shopping mall in Kenya was reportedly from Kansas City…

The Top 5 Signs You’re a Terrorist from Kansas City:

#5.  You torture prisoners by making them watch Chiefs games from the 2012 season.

#4.  You ride your camel slowly in the passing lane.

Mu-ku-borderwar#3.  You refer to your recently severed digits as “burnt ends.”

#2.  They call it the Grand Mosque, but you will always call it Sandstone.

#1.  Instead of Jihad, everything is a “border war!”

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2 Responses to Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs You’re a Terrorist from Kansas City

  1. Orphan of the Road says:

    You call yourself a Jayhawk. Honoring terrorism since September 23, 1861

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