Starbeams: Puking @ K-State, Panties in Purses & Packing @ Starbucks

k-bigpicPresident Obama’s visit to the Ford factory in Claycomo is closed to the public.  You’ll have a better chance meeting the president at a private golf course.

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Cab drivers in Manhattan, KS are making customers pay $75 for every time they vomit.  This just in:  Every K-State student is now $75 poorer.

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Research says women’s purses are full of bacteria because they often take off their panties and put them in there.  This also explains why every chick’s phone smells funny.

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originalStarbucks is asking customers not to bring guns into their stores….unless you’re willing to pay $15 for a tiny cup of coffee.

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5 Responses to Starbeams: Puking @ K-State, Panties in Purses & Packing @ Starbucks

  1. Rick Nichols says:

    In light of Starbeams Nos. 3 and 4, I want to say something about that “bottomless cup of coffee” one could get for a mere dime at Sambo’s many years ago, but at the moment I just can’t seem to find the right words. Then again, maybe I really don’t want to go there if you know what I mean.

  2. Susan Martin says:

    In Scottsdale, AZ women don’t put their panties in their purses, they don’t wear any.

  3. $75 not fair! What if you only puke because of the puke that was there from the guy before you?

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