Two fine families stepped forward in an attempt to claim the byproduct of Chiefs loser Jovan Belcher and his blasted to hell girlfriend Kasandra Perkins life of love. In defending who was best to take over the guardianship of the child and its substantial assets ($$$), we heard about 30 police calls to the Belcher mom’s home, coke and alcohol issues in Perkin’s dad’s home and in the end, a Perkins cousin was the closest, viable relative they could find to raise bouncing baby Belcher.
The NFL trust will be managed by a qualified 3rd party. Which likely means the cousins won’t be buying any blingy new rims any time soon.
An Atchison, KS company, Vivos, is selling survival shelters for immediate occupancy. The firm develops and manages the survival shelters all over the world and plans an underground shelter and resort in Atchison. It’s a 2-million-square-foot limestone cave that will hold up to 5,000 people for a year. Preppers -or people, who just love the constant climate – will drive their RVs into the cave and live in them as long as they are willing to pay $1,000 a foot for their parking space.
Vivos says the former military facility 130-feet underground will offer protection from super volcanoes, solar flares, asteroids, earthquakes, nuclear attack, and social anarchy.
Atchison has been on terrorist target lists ever since the opening of Nell Hills home décor and design store. I asked Nell Hills owner by phone this morning why that was and she replied, “They hate us because we are so French Country.”
Two KCC Scribes Outted as Racists, Possibly More
Paul D Wilson and Dwight Sutherland, both freelance writers for KCC, were identified by commenters, after two weeks of intense blog entries, as KKK members, racists, anti-Semites, along with charges that David Duke edits both of their columns prior to submission.
Wilson was arrested earlier this week at a Crossroads concert series after The Revivalists took the stage and announced they were from New Orleans. Allegedly, Wilson – seated in VIP of course – went into a rage and charged the stage screaming, “KATRINA!!! You had it COMING!!!”
He was released on his own recognizance after being questioned by Alvin Brooks and Alonzo Washington.
Neither could be reached for comment. Sutherland would not answer the door at his Mission Hills bunker; Wilson was reportedly at the beach hiding in his condo.
From Yoders to Yoopers
Vernon and Goldie Hunt of Garnett, KS. decided to take a little trip from the land of the Amish to Dwight, IL in the ole motor home. Vernon is 91, Goldie, 89 – too old to even be allowed to live, by Harley’s standards – let alone pilot a Winnebago.
They left Monday, June 17th at 6am and were found Wednesday morning in Mio, Michigan, reportedly asking people for directions to get back to Kansas. They turned an 8 hour trip into about 15 hours, plus a ferry ride to get to the Upper Peninsula. Family members tried to reach the couple by cell phone but had been unsuccessful, said son, Jay Selanders after he got the good news.
Selanders says he expects his parents will go to Dwight to visit his aunt, as planned, since it’s much closer to Mio than Garnett. Vernon and Goldie promised to call the kids if they saw a “Welcome to Florida” sign on their way home to Garnett.
As predicted here by your “always right, all the time, 100% of the time always” well coiffed scribe, Dish officially threw in the towel late last night. Sprint also one upped them on the Clearwire bid, taking them out in the second round.
Dish formerly withdrew from the Sprint deal on its own. We told you here last week that was going to be the outcome; while Dish said they were still talking to Sprint, we told you they were really just talking to themselves.
Expect the deal to close in July. KCC will be at the shareholders meeting to give you first hand coverage of any news.
Blue Valley North grad Eric Kaplan had a scheduling hearing this week and another next week. KCC will be in the courtroom and will report going forward as this story progresses. And trust me, it will progress. I plan to flog this thing like a Carthage, Missouri Precious Moments Folk Festival.
Your well coiffed scribe has been contacted by some very interesting people having first-hand accounts of activity that may very well come to light over the coming days concerning this case.