Starbeams: KU Swats Boobs, Mission Traffic Ticket Explosion & Benny Hill

The University of Kansas Athletics Department doesn’t want to shut down @KUboobs on Twitter, they just want the site to stop selling merchandise with the word “KU” on it.  I have a simple fix:  Tell them all KU merchandise stands for “Kelly Urich!”  I’ve been associated with boobs for years.

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And investigation by The Kansas City Star reveals Mission, Kansas hands out more traffic tickets than most cities three times the size of the small town.  And I work exactly half-way between the Mission Lamar’s and Krispy Kreme, so I’m at GROUND ZERO.

benny-hillThe NSA whistle blower went by the code name “Verax.”  That’s one less name Gwyneth Paltrow will have to choose from for her next kid.

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Whole Foods is facing a boycott over its English-only work policy. Ironically, I got fired from Whole Foods for pretending to be Benny Hill in the cantaloupe section.

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Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point

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