Starbeams: Wild Pigs @ Isle of Capri, Michael Douglas Gets ‘Oral Sex Cancer’ & Tiger Does Perkins

gluttonyMillions of wild pigs are causing problems to Missouri crops.  They’re also doing a number on all-you-can-eat buffet at Isle of Capri.

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Michael Douglas says he thinks he got throat cancer from oral sex.  I was young!  I needed the money!  He said he was clean!  Oh, with a chick?  Never mind.

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I was just informed by my plumber that I have a sticky ballcock.  I said, “FIX THE DAMN THING AND LEAVE MY PERSONAL LIFE OUT OF THIS.”
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The TSA is eliminating body scanners.  From now on ladies, if you want your body scanned, you’ll have to resort to walking past construction sites.

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Tiger Woods just had the worst nine holes…since the last time he hooked up with a Perkins staffer.

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