Millions of wild pigs are causing problems to Missouri crops. They’re also doing a number on all-you-can-eat buffet at Isle of Capri.
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Michael Douglas says he thinks he got throat cancer from oral sex. I was young! I needed the money! He said he was clean! Oh, with a chick? Never mind.
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I was just informed by my plumber that I have a sticky ballcock. I said, “FIX THE DAMN THING AND LEAVE MY PERSONAL LIFE OUT OF THIS.”
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The TSA is eliminating body scanners. From now on ladies, if you want your body scanned, you’ll have to resort to walking past construction sites.
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Tiger Woods just had the worst nine holes…since the last time he hooked up with a Perkins staffer.
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Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
