Starbeams: Drunk Driving in Westport, Elephant Herpes & ‘Ungoogleable’

dm_130225_nfl_manti_addresses_media_help_hurtA bunch of guys wearing skirts spent the day at the Supreme Court hearing on whether or not states can ban same-sex marriage?

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The Irish town of Kilgarvin has legalized drunk driving….or as we call it in Westport – DRIVING.

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The St. Louis Zoo is getting flack because they continue to breed elephants despite a herpes outbreak.  In an attempt to resolve
the situation, I would like to offer the male elephants some of my condoms.

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Manti Te’o ran his long-awaited 40-yard dashes at Notre Dame’s pro day (Tuesday) at 4.71.  That was much faster than he ran it at the
NFL scouting combine.  He credits lots of practice, eating properly, and meeting his new girlfriend on Google Fiber.

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kate-upton-nude-1Google is protesting the addition of the Swedish word (ungoogleable) to a new list of official Swedish words.  Google has tried to keep the word “Google” from becoming a verb at every opportunity.  I don’t care what they do, as long as they don’t make Kate Upton ungoogleable.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

And don’t forget to check out Kelly’s local web radio station at

http://kcradio.com

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