One Puff At A Time….
With all eyes looking skyward at the papal conclave, one wonders if the same smoky message might well be incorporated into certain Kansas City area institutions for updates.
*A white plume emanating from One Arrowhead Drive might signal the culmination of new Chiefs GM John Dorsey‘s draft conclave; a black plume would indicate that Andy Reid‘s ribs are ready.
*A black cloud rising from World’s of Fun would herald the announcement of the season’s new ride or attraction (remember when they actually added something every year?)
*White smoke pouring from the ears of Jayhawks fans might mean they’ve seen their squad’s Big 12 tournament jerseys!
*Blue smoke wafting from the KCTV5 newsroom would announce, finally, the addition of a new sport coat for chief meteorologist Chris Suchan . Have you ever seen such an ill fitting wardrobe? Somewhere Katie Horner is hunkered in her basement laughing her ass of.
*Black smoke rings from above Stanford’s Comedy Club would announce the fact that Craig Glazer‘s Jamaican shipment is in.