Randy Miller: Maybe it’s Time for KC’s Finest to Start Blowing Smoke

Andy ReidOne Puff At A Time….

With all eyes looking skyward at the papal conclave, one wonders if the same smoky message might well be incorporated into certain Kansas City area institutions for updates.

For example…
*A white plume emanating from One Arrowhead Drive might signal the culmination of new Chiefs GM John Dorsey‘s draft conclave; a black plume would indicate that Andy Reid‘s ribs are ready.

*A black cloud rising from World’s of Fun would herald the announcement of the season’s new ride or attraction (remember when they actually added something every year?)

*White smoke pouring from the ears of Jayhawks fans might mean they’ve seen their squad’s Big 12 tournament jerseys!

chris-suchan*Blue smoke wafting from the KCTV5 newsroom would announce, finally, the addition of a new sport coat for chief meteorologist Chris Suchan . Have you ever seen such an ill fitting wardrobe?  Somewhere Katie Horner is hunkered in her basement laughing her ass of.

*Black smoke rings from above Stanford’s Comedy Club would announce the fact that Craig Glazer‘s Jamaican shipment is in.

*Smoke billowing from the old Bannister Mall complex means, well, when is smoke NOT billowing there?

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7 Responses to Randy Miller: Maybe it’s Time for KC’s Finest to Start Blowing Smoke

  1. Duke says:

    try the spell check before you submit
    or are you too busy to proofread?

    • legendaryhog says:

      Well to be fair, “star” is a correctly spelled word, so I’m not sure how spellcheck would help.

  2. Duke,
    I’m sure the proprietor of this fine establishment will be happy to refund your admission price for the trouble.

  3. Duke says:

    Upon further thought, does RM even own a suit? I have a black one, really nice reserved for certain occasions and I’d be sure to break it out for your funeral, if I felt compelled to attend. If I felt so compelled, which I doubt. Keep trying, face for radio, something is bound to stick. How much do you pay HC to post your drivel here?

  4. Duke says:

    note to admin
    please wake up and change your time stamp to CDST.
    Is that to much to ask?
    It’s the little things.
    I’m sure it’s just an oversight, 4 days late.
    Just trying to help.

  5. Libertarian says:

    (remember when they actually added something every year?)

    That was back when Uncle Lamar owned WOF.

  6. admin says:

    Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke…

    So many issues, so little time.

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