Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs You Know it’s Going to be a Long Winter…

Philippines Dog ShowThe Top 5 signs you know it’s going to be a long winter…

#5.  You have to send your Chihuahua outside wearing snorkel gear.

#4.  Snow’s too deep to see the Global Warming bumper stickers in Westport.

#3.  KC Mayor Sly James get into a Twitter war with Punxsutawney Phil.

Horner Dance

#2. All of the Tips Hotline calls go to Katie Horner’s cell phone.

#1.  You have friends over for a BRRRR-becue.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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2 Responses to Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs You Know it’s Going to be a Long Winter…

  1. Dan Saults says:

    Top Five Signs Kelly Urich Wrote the Post:

    5. It looks like a six year old wrote it.
    4. People consider committing suicide before they finish reading it.
    3. It looks like the first draft of an unfinished Mancow post.
    2. It contains a pun.
    1. It’s not funny.

    • Super Dave says:

      Plus Kelly won’t come on here and call you a loser or hater for speaking your mind like other so called writers will.

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