Starbeams: WWI Museum Fest, Lance Does Oprah, Brazilians & Tannin Who?

lance_armstrong_fallPresident Obama just signed the bill creating a national commission to mark the centennial of the First World War at the World War I Museum.  Since Spirit Fest went away, I’ve been looking for new ways to get TANKED at Liberty Memorial.

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Lance Armstrong admits to Oprah Winfrey he doped to win Tour de France.  Meanwhile, I would like to confess:  I’ve ridden in Kansas City’s BIKE MS for 18 years and every year my blood has tested positive for Boulevard Wheat.

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1024530-540x405Tannin Wine Bar and Kitchen in the Crossroads has been voted one of the Top 10 Wine Bars in USA Today!   “I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO GO THERE!!!”  – replied no one who reads USA Today.

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It’s official…I was the last person in the country who didn’t know Jodie Foster was gay.

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authentic-brazilian-wax-by-vanella_grid_6Pete Rose told a reporter if he’d taken steroids, he would have gotten 5,000 hits.  It’s a good thing he wasn’t a cyclist!

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Pubic lice could be on the verge of extinction because of Brazilian treatments like waxing and laser hair removal.  I wasn’t aware lice needed a landing strip?

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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