President Obama just signed the bill creating a national commission to mark the centennial of the First World War at the World War I Museum. Since Spirit Fest went away, I’ve been looking for new ways to get TANKED at Liberty Memorial.
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Lance Armstrong admits to Oprah Winfrey he doped to win Tour de France. Meanwhile, I would like to confess: I’ve ridden in Kansas City’s BIKE MS for 18 years and every year my blood has tested positive for Boulevard Wheat.
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Tannin Wine Bar and Kitchen in the Crossroads has been voted one of the Top 10 Wine Bars in USA Today! “I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO GO THERE!!!” – replied no one who reads USA Today.
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It’s official…I was the last person in the country who didn’t know Jodie Foster was gay.
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Pete Rose told a reporter if he’d taken steroids, he would have gotten 5,000 hits. It’s a good thing he wasn’t a cyclist!
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Pubic lice could be on the verge of extinction because of Brazilian treatments like waxing and laser hair removal. I wasn’t aware lice needed a landing strip?
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
