Donnelly: Countdown On for KC Confidential Christmas Wilding @ Uptown Wednesday

lee harvery oswald shotSo here’s the thing about the KC Confidential Christmas Wilding

For starters, it’s happening tomorrow – Wednesday, December 19th from 5 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. – at the Conspiracy Room located inside the Uptown Theater.

Well, OK, several things.

First of all, what the hell is a “wilding?”  From what I can tell, the word refers to marauding bands of youths that terrorize random people on the streets.  So, hmm… I suppose that is somewhat accurate actually.  I mean, Lefty, Glaze, and HC will be there.

Though my money is on Lefty terrorizing his liver, Glaze terrorizing women (and decent society in general), and Hearne terrorizing the concepts of decorum and couth.

Secondly, what is up with The Conspiracy Room?

Has anyone ever been there?  Why is it conspiracy-themed again?  Is it like a museum?  Will we all find out who really killed JFK?

Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly, it’s FREE to you loyal KCC readers!

Of course, KCC staff reserves the right to refuse entrance to anyone – including perhaps a few of our own writers – that just scare people when they’re let out of their cages.
So have I talked you into it yet?

Did I mention that former KCC pot-stirrer and soon-to-be Lawrence Confidential Woman on the Street Maria Juarez might make a special appearance?

See you there….

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14 Responses to Donnelly: Countdown On for KC Confidential Christmas Wilding @ Uptown Wednesday

  1. Craig Glazer says:

    Sorry will be in Vegas, work, and taking Colts over Chiefs…my bad…I will miss this party, sounds great…damn it, just came up sorry guys, next time.

    • the dude says:

      Well that does it, without the Glazed one it is just not a party.

      • harley says:

        work? glaze has work in vegas 5 days before xmas?
        are you serious glaze? work??????????????/
        whats her name…let me guess
        mercedes?
        lexus?
        angelica?
        bentley?
        lolita? (had to include a minority woman)!
        or kia (thats the oriental stripper at olympic gardens)

  2. harley says:

    what with the lovely and beautiful maria and the hoodie????
    wait til chuckles and smarmyman see that. They’ll be all over the
    racial overtones of a beeautiful woman wearing a gang style piece of clothing!

    And sorry to all my KCC readers/fans/disciples/followers and worshippers.
    I will be unable to attend the “wilding” event. I felt there would not be
    enough room to enjoy the night with all the senior scooters/wheelchairs/
    walkers and personal nurses accompanying all the friends of kcc.
    I will however be leaving at the front desk of the uptown 55 cents to make
    sure that lefty has enough money for transfers on the city bus to get home
    after the party.
    thanks and happy holidays to all (notice i did not mention christmas…I want to
    give chuck and smarmyman some material for their “war on christmas”
    comments this week).

    • Lance The Intern says:

      Chickenshit.

      • mark smith says:

        I speak fluent wobble head so allow me to translate what harley is trying to say.
        “I will be unable to attend the “wilding”
        translation
        No way in hell I’m getting near any of these guys lest they stomp a mud hole in my ass and walk it dry. Besides, it’s in midtown and I’d be like a lame wildebeest at the watering hole. I’d probably get mugged and gang raped by some of those dark and dusky people from the Plasma Center. The last time I went to midtown was to suck down a few long neck buds at Sidekicks. I’ve still got a limp. Besides, wed. night I’ll be busy sanding mothers bunions and waxing her back.
        love
        harley

  3. admin says:

    I can tell you that Matt Donnelly, myself, David Scott Whinery, Esquire, Mark Edelman and Kelly Urich will all be there.

  4. Rick Nichols says:

    “Wilding, you make my heart sing, you make everything groovy, wilding.
    Wilding, how ’bout a rain check? Think I should stay home tonight*.
    I know – a movie. But next year …”

    * in light of the weather forecast for later today

    P.S. – hope many are able to attend, including that lovely lady from Lawrence with the lovely first name (“I just met a girl named Maria” – from “West Side Story”)

  5. balbonis moleskine says:

    Is there a bartender who knows how to make a caribou lou?

  6. Craig Glazer says:

    Hearne knows how to throw a party so it will be a great time, I am so damn sad not to be there…last minute deal, in Vegas…quiet weekdays, holidays, back to KC Thurs…I know I only see some of you guys at these deals, but maybe Hearne will have SuperBowl party and I’ll see many of you guys there. Happy Holidays

    • harley says:

      glaze…put some money for me on ku winning national chamionship..
      saw them last night…wooowwwwwwwwww…..
      they are big time…i’m making the prediction right now…ku is in final
      4…probably win it all..TAKE THE ODDS AND SMILEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      harley said it first….and as you all know…HARLEY IS ALWAYS RIGHT

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