Starbeams: Bob Costas, Jason Whitlock, Mistletoe, Kate Middleton & Frank White

I’m trying to figure where I stand on immigration, abortion and the fiscal cliff.  Hurry Bob Costas, channel Jason Whitlock.

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New medical research from Australia shows mistletoe may be just as effective at fighting colon cancer as chemotherapy.  Plus, if you have mistletoe in your colon, everyone can kiss your ass!

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Kate Middleton is pregnant.  She said getting screwed by a high-ranking Royal made her feel like Frank White.

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Bazooka bubble gum is getting rid of their comic strips.  Don’t worry.  If you still want predictable humor, continue reading my column on KC CONFIDENTIAL.

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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3 Responses to Starbeams: Bob Costas, Jason Whitlock, Mistletoe, Kate Middleton & Frank White

  1. Rick Nichols says:

    I like the one about mistletoe and the one about Kate.

  2. Jess says:

    wow, those were funny.

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