Starbeams: Not So Secret Santa, Powerballers, Glass House & Romney Eats Turkey

The Powerball ticket sold in Dearborn, MO has turned the small town upside down.  You knew they were getting an attitude when the sign was changed to read:  $100 Million Dollar General Store.

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Kansas City’s Secret Santa is showering victims of Hurricane Sandy with $100 bills.  What’s the big deal?  I used to shower a girl named Sandy with $1 bills at Bazooka’s.  Is this a public forum?

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A former Boy Scout leader in Columbia, MO has been charged with luring young boys into sending porn to him.  He says he needed the photos to rub his stick to start a fire.

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A $1.2 billion proposal to consolidate all of KCI into one single terminal has been backed by the KC Chamber of Commerce.  They’re calling this a “visionary step” to keep the city up-to-date for the future…when we’re all flying out of here on crop dusters.

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President Obama invited Mitt Romney to the White House Thursday.  Still no word on when he’s planning on inviting Joe Biden.

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Royals owner David Glass hints he might spend more than $70 million on payroll this year.  Better keep an eye on that Mayan calendar.

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A couple of NFL cheerleaders shaved their heads to support Colts coach Chuck Pagano who has cancer.  Once again, our top story: “Cheerleaders have HEADS!”

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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