Mancow: Send in the Clowns, Bring on the WWE, Nothing’s Real Anymore

I’m turning “heel” and hating on America…

How can you love a country full of dumbbells? Bring back Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik and I will now cheer for them.


Mitt Romney didn’t get one single vote in 59 Philadelphia voting districts. Not one.

There’s nothing suspicious there?


The Petraeus scandal has nothing to do With Benghazi .

I believe that it’s merely a coincidence that it happened now. Just as I believe professional wrestling is real.
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5 Responses to Mancow: Send in the Clowns, Bring on the WWE, Nothing’s Real Anymore

  1. Reggin Tnuc says:

    Mister Cow, things are not so bad as you make them to be. If only 330,918 votes had been cast the opposite way in 4 swing states Mr. Romney would have won the election.

    There is an excellent documentary currently on Time Warner videos on demand called Runaway Slave. It explores how black Americans blind allegiance to the democrat party has continued to enslave them.

    This is very much a great country. The mid term elections are right around the political corner. If dramatic improvement is not made with the economy and good jobs by mid-summer the Senate will go to Republican control. Control of both chambers is almost as good a control of the White House.

    The only question I have is whether Mr. Patraeus ejaculate into Mrs. Broadwell was an honorable or dishonorable discharge.

    • Mark Twain says:

      This country has turned into a Banana Republic with all the Romney votes that the computers reassigned to default (Obama) pursuant to World Net Daily published investigation.

  2. Rick Nichols says:

    Memo to Mancow: the clowns are already here, some dressed in red as elephants and some dressed in blue as donkeys. Take your pick. Is this a great country or what? No, it’s the old Russian formula at work here – bread and circuses. Keep the people fed and entertained and you can get away with just about anything, including bloody murder.

    • Guy Who Says What Others Think says:

      The Roman Empire perfected that “bread and circuses” act way before the Russians did.

  3. harley says:

    hey manboy…this was a funny article. Probably some of your funniest work.
    I know you didn’t get/lift this from another on air morning guy because
    they’re still working and you’re writing for kcc.
    good luck.
    you’re boy mitt was the loser…you listened to fox and they lied to you saying
    you were going to win.
    You lost. Now go to montana and geet ready for end of mayan calendar.
    You’re about as legitimate as the iron sheik.
    Better luck next time. Don’t buy any lottery tickets.

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