Starbeams: Yoda, George Hamilton Tan, Thurston Howell Does Kansas

Obama supporters turned out in droves on election day, mainly because most of them have nothing better to do.

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After watching the Obama victory, the Chiefs will try to get back in the win column by playing a pickup game of basketball Sunday morning.

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President Obama returned home Wednesday.  I’m guessing Kenya is a 10 hour flight from Chicago?

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John Boehner will remain as Speaker of the House, thus delaying his chance to star in a biography about George Hamilton.

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Mitt Romney says losing the election wasn’t all bad because he got to fire a lot of campaign staff.

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Kansas voters approved the statewide watercraft proposal aimed at cutting property taxes and bringing more boats to the state.  The measure was placed on the ballot by Secretary of State Thurston P. Howell, III.

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An estimated $6 billion was spent on the election in 2012 helping regional economies. Most of the money went to people selling fake “I Voted” stickers.

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Harrison Ford says he is interested in appearing in the new “Star Wars” movies.  If he gets much older he can play Yoda!

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Yoda, George Hamilton Tan, Thurston Howell Does Kansas

  1. Super Dave says:

    Well that explains Glazer posts then.
    He has nothing to do either.

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