Starbeams: Truman Weighs in on Tough Times, Smart Phone Conundrum

I’m not saying things are getting bad but I just spent 20 minutes on a Ouija board with Harry Truman.  He wants his name taken off the sports complex.

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Don’t forget to fall back Sunday (11/4).  If you’re a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, be sure to set your clock back to 1820.

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The MLB All-Star Gamesin KC and St. Louis both generated $60 million for local economies, but the game in Anaheim generated $85 million.  We should have charged more money for pre-game nose jobs.

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Experts say that owning a smart phone can add up to two hours to your work day.  On the other hand, I consider it an obligation as a mentor, to keep an eye on my intern’s summer bikini photos.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Truman Weighs in on Tough Times, Smart Phone Conundrum

  1. Rick Nichols says:

    That’s a good one about the Westboro Baptist Church.

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