Starbeams: Church’s Chicken Samurai, Odds of Mizzou Winning SEC Game & Clark Kent Quits Print

Kansas City Police are looking for a man who robbed a Church’s Chicken Tuesday night armed with a samurai sword. The man demanded money from the cash register at the store at 55th Street and Prospect Avenue while driving a brown Chevy pickup.  There’s also a chance he was tired of using those thin plastic knives they provide at Church’s.



An audit of the University of Missouri‘s athletic department finances uncovered credit card charges of more than $7,600 at a Las Vegas strip club.  Ironically, you still can get better odds at a Vegas strip club than you can for MIZZOU beating an SEC team.


Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet in favor of writing a blog on the internet.  The “S” on his shirt now stands for “Snarky.”


Tim Tebow has trademarked Tebowing.  “I wonder whatever has happened to Tim Tebow?” replied God.


Apple just released the new iPad Mini.  It’s smaller than the regular iPad.  Roughly, the size of a $300 bill.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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