Starbeams: Church’s Chicken Samurai, Odds of Mizzou Winning SEC Game & Clark Kent Quits Print

Kansas City Police are looking for a man who robbed a Church’s Chicken Tuesday night armed with a samurai sword. The man demanded money from the cash register at the store at 55th Street and Prospect Avenue while driving a brown Chevy pickup.  There’s also a chance he was tired of using those thin plastic knives they provide at Church’s.

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GRAPHIC SEC!

An audit of the University of Missouri‘s athletic department finances uncovered credit card charges of more than $7,600 at a Las Vegas strip club.  Ironically, you still can get better odds at a Vegas strip club than you can for MIZZOU beating an SEC team.

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Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet in favor of writing a blog on the internet.  The “S” on his shirt now stands for “Snarky.”

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Tim Tebow has trademarked Tebowing.  “I wonder whatever has happened to Tim Tebow?” replied God.

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Apple just released the new iPad Mini.  It’s smaller than the regular iPad.  Roughly, the size of a $300 bill.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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