Starbeams: Apple Store Rip Off, Paul Ryan Shirtless, Biz Markie & Meth

A “crash and dash” robbery happened at the Apple store in Leawood.  Someone backed a Dodge Intrepid into the store, grabbed the loot and drove away.  Police are on the lookout for the only Dodge in Leawood.

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Paul Ryan was interrupted 82 times during the debate table Thursday night.  He said it’s just like having dinner with his wife.

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The most Googled words during the debate associated with Joe Biden were “malarkey” and “Joe Biden laughing.”  The most Googled associated with Paul Ryan were “Paul Ryan shirtless.”  It’s nice to know Anderson Cooper is doing his homework.

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Scientists have determined the harshest sound in the world is the sound of a knife against a glass bottle.  Of course, some scientists were born after the Biz Markie era.

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The Nobel Prize for Literature is out.  It went to a public school student who could spell “literature.”

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Eighty percent of the meth sold in the United States now comes from Mexico.  That’s also the new slogan on the Independence city limit sign.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Apple Store Rip Off, Paul Ryan Shirtless, Biz Markie & Meth

  1. Craig Glazer says:

    Very funny Kelly

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