Starbeams: Helmet Man Spears Cassel, KC Torture & Hamill Declares Star War on Romney

Chiefs fans say they weren’t cheering because Matt Cassel was injured.  They were cheering because Helmet Man pulled out a lighter to light a CIGARETTE.

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The Chiefs went into damage control Monday by trying to restore Cassel’s popularity.  They now claim Matt was they guy who did all of those terrible things to Adele.

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More Americans support torture now than when George W. Bush was president.  By supporting torture, we mean, buying Chiefs and Royals season tickets.

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Star Wars actor Mark Hamill says Mitt Romney‘s a snake oil salesman who must be defeated.  Then he went on to say he’s proud to be part of the 47 percent supported by the government.

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Missouri has the lowest cigarette tax nationally at 17 cents a pack.  Missouri defends the low tax by claiming our kids are the coolest looking kids in the nation.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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