New Jack City: Jack’s Hygienist Sex Story Goes Oral

You never know…

Little did I suspect I’d get all of the opinions and comments – not just here on KCC – but from friends and acquaintances who read yesterday’s “Jack Gets Propositioned” story and contacted me afterwards.

The outcome of the Carla dating saga?

It’ll be revealed here soon enough. But until then here are a few excerpts from my favorite comments to the story so far:

*paulwilsonkc offered the following advice: “Jack, do this Glaze style. Tell us she left your place mad over the total amount due, called the cops and filed a complaint against you…..you can borrow Glazes’ Lotus and finish the story his way.”

*the dude sure hit the nail on the head: “Still cheaper than a wife no matter how you cut the jib.”

*marksmith waxed philosophical: “Don’t try to pass a hog off as a race horse just because it’s got hooves…I imagine in the present economy there are plenty of, ahem, dental hygienists cashing in on their oral experience and cavity filling expertise….You don’t pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave when the sex is over.”

*chuck offered that, “It’s still not too late to make an honest woman outta her Jack. Start a family. She already has a great job. You would save a ton on the kid’s braces. The pitter patter of little Poessiger’s heading into the living room to critique “Finding Nemo 10.” It would keep ya young.
Has Hearne’s wife met her?…..Maybe then Glaze will finally settle down and the three of you guys could all take the kids to the park. Or maybe the Jones pool. Or Woodside…”

*the dude however wraped it up best: “If she is a clean, classy gal then where is the harm and foul between two consenting adults exchanging gratuities for a sweet half and half?”
 
Sure hope Carla isn’t reading any of this!

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5 Responses to New Jack City: Jack’s Hygienist Sex Story Goes Oral

  1. the dude says:

    Man Jack, sounds like you have been uhmericanized to be afraid of sex and everything that goes along with it. I thought ze Germans had a more laxed ‘tude towards the nasty.
    Too many Uhmericuns make too much ado about nothing.

  2. Rick Nichols says:

    “Jack.”
    “Yes, Carla.”
    “I read all about us on KC Confidential, but I didn’t come here to start a quarrel.
    So just relax, close your eyes and open w-i-d-e, ’cause tonight we’re going oral.”

    • jack p. says:

      Hey Rick, that’s not quite the way it went down. But it sure would’ve been a happy conclusion to my summer novella—a.k.a ‘Jack’s Big Adventure’—the conclusion of which is just days away.
      Bet you’re holding your breath.

  3. paulwilsonkc says:

    Jack, Im proud to be mentioned as your first quote. Thank you for not including Harley. My readers, fans and “discipl3es” (Harley spelling) will be proud.

  4. admin says:

    Hoo, boy.

    Rick’s not the only one holding his breath on this one. I’m half waiting for the vice squad’s friendly call or visit.

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