We spoke with officials at KCUR FM and there is no truth to the rumor they’re considering replacing the Walt Bodine show with the Clint Eastwood show.
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A lot of Democrats who’ve traveled to the DNC convention in Charlotte are disappointed the president’s speech has been moved from a 74,000 seat stadium to an 18,000 seat arena because of the weather, because so many more people wanted to participate. Sounds almost exactly like Social Security.
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Kansas City officials have expressed interest in hosting a National Convention in 2016, but we don’t have enough accommodations for sleeping. That’s assuming Bill Clinton will still be alive in 2016.
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Who’s Your Fry Daddy?
A Kennett, Missouri man has been accused of attacking his wife with hot grease from a Fry Daddy. If you missed it, just keep an eye on Michael Strahan working with Kelly Ripa.
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New research shows organic food offers no health benefits over conventional food. However, organic food has been known to cause poverty in laboratory mice.
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Scientists have discovered a plant called the Mimosa Pudica that plays dead when touched by human hands….or as I’m calling it, The Wife Plant.














