Glazer: Scribe Mourns for Cancelled MTV Series ‘Jersey Shore’

Well it’s over, Jersey Shore was cancelled last week…

This will be the last season, number six. Are you sad? I doubt it.  Snooki has been the target of tons of jokes and ridicule – I hear it weekly from the comics on our stage.

But hey, give those guys credit. They had no talent really, just a group of knuckleheads who wanted to party, fart, fight and cuss. Which was funny only because they were just kinda stupid. Rarely were there any real jokes or smart scenes. And to be honest I only watched Jersey Shore a few times to see what the big wow was and didn’t find much to like.

Then again, I don’t like Basketball Wives either – boy am I a loser.

Yep, give them props, they’re all probably  millionaires today.

So no more fun with Snooki, Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, Sammie, Mike, Deena and who will ever forget..JWoww? I know I won’t. Maybe these are today’s “Sweat Hogs.”

It was the all-time, No. 1 hit series on MTV.

However they grew up and the show was running out of steam. It had a ton going for it at one point; Snooki getting pregnant was the big one. So it seemed like a good time to end it all.

At one point the show had as many as nine million viewers, triple that of Jay Leno (sorry Jay, that’s why they cut your staff). It has fallen off by 6 million but still gets  3 to 4 million viewers – which on cable is great – but it was falling fast.

Now the bad news; SNOOKI gets her own show next year.

Will that be killer or what?

As always these days, there are plenty of new reality shows to be had. Like that bowling group out of Lee Summit or maybe the machine shop gang in Fort Worth. They haven’t had a glue factory show yet and maybe those Glazer boys in KC could be on somebody’s short list.

Man, I used to dream of Snooki and her beauty, at least her large chest. But that’s about it. I also dreamed she got hit by a large truck, not killed, but just went silent. God bless her, the talent was simply just too much…now I can read her book!
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22 Responses to Glazer: Scribe Mourns for Cancelled MTV Series ‘Jersey Shore’

  1. the dude says:

    Must… have…. Ron Ron juice to pump up guns!!!!!

  2. Lance the Intern says:

    Glazer — You keep using the word “scribe”…. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • admin says:

      How about this from

      “a writer or author, especially a journalist.”

      How about we default to “writer” for the sake of argument?

      • Lance the Intern says:


        1.a person who serves as a professional copyist, especially one who made copies of manuscripts before the invention of printing.
        2.a public clerk or writer, usually one having official status.
        3.Also called sopher, sofer. Judaism . one of the group of Palestinian scholars and teachers of Jewish law and tradition, active from the 5th century b.c. to the 1st century a.d., who transcribed, edited, and interpreted the Bible.

        HC: Now Lance, the fact that there is more than one useage doesn’t take away from the one being correctly applied here!

          • harley says:

            PLEASE low lifes…theres only one harley..
            i didnt post that….lets stop the games.
            As i wrote in my previous post i’m now blogging
            on the top sites on the internet.
            please….stop impersonating me….hearne:
            get on this immediately!!!!!!!!!

    • Craig Glazer says:

      That was Hearne’s idea, not mine, he puts that in the headline which is his, not mine. Hearne picks photo’s, headlines and even the add ons..he is the boss…

      HC: Flatterer! Actually, Craig referred to himself as “your humble scribe” one time last year and I haven’t been able to get it out of my system ever since.

  3. mike says:

    Snooki has to be the most annoying TV personality since Anna Nicole Smith. The “finger nails on the chalkboard” voice of either one of them was enough to make be change the channel after about 30 seconds.

    • Craig Glazer says:

      I met Anna Nicole in LA at Nicky Blairs back in the day, before she got fat..she was drunk, stoned and very hot…hey don’t forget Playmate of the Year back then…she just let herself go…Snooki was never in that league…oddly I stayed at the Hard Rock in Hollywood Florida the week before she killed hersel/ the same hotel…tragic, but kinda expected the way she had gone…I hate to see that happen.

      • mike says:

        No doubt Anna Nicole was hot to look at in her prime. I just couldn’t stand to listen to her. In the same vane, I like Ozzy Osbourne’s music but couldn’t sit through his show either. However, some people must like these shows because they got ratings.

  4. Orphan of the Road says:

    Down the Shore, that’s what the shoeboxers called it. They’d catch the train from Philadelphia or NYC and spend the day. Shoe box carried their lunch.

    Meanwhile folks pay what it costs to go to Mars for two-weeks there. Or if they are lucky, they’ve got grandma’s place. Sleeps 100+.

    You want a reality show about this phenom? Go to Wildwood, NJ.

    Snooki and that crew would have never survived Dunes Til Dawn or The Anchorage.

    smartman & chuck can probably relate to my Jersey Shore. Waking up to find Ed McMahon’s car parked in the middle of the dead-end street. Or better yet, awaken to Ed and his wife discussing things at 4a.m.

    Thankfully, my Northeast upbringing gave me a little ump with the locals.

  5. Rick Nichols says:

    Scribe’s very sorry to see “Jersey Shore” bite the dust,
    When all they ever did was partied, fought and cussed;
    Hooray! Snooki survives the cut and gets her own show –
    One look at her assets and the sponsors yelled “Go!”
    So it’s “curtains,” as they say, for “Jersey Shore,”
    But that’s all there is and there ain’t no more;
    Guess I’ll just hunt for reruns of “Seinfeld” and “Frasier” …
    ’til they come out with that “can’t miss” show starring Glazer.

  6. harley says:

    saw the situation in vegas….great guy…
    ya know these kids are really pretty neat…my friends at the palms
    love them…most came from working class italian homes…and they
    hit a lightning bolt and made it big.
    good for them…..hopefully snooki has continued success….
    SALUD TOTHEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    • the dude says:

      Oh god, where to start with you on this one…

      • harley says:

        dude….come on…they’re kids..19 years old…don’t
        you wish you were them……fun times…
        dude…come on…don’t you wish you could be them with
        all their fame and money at 19..
        if you say no…i know you’re lying.
        no need to start…i think the series was a riot…stupid yes..
        but for the demo they appealed to…they were big!!!!
        the situation reminds me of a young GLAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

        • Craig Glazer says:

          He has a point…it’s not their fault they got chosen, they just did, no need to hate on the players, hate on the game…dig…

          • the dude says:

            Look, the problem I have with a show like this is that money gets thrown at people that do not deserve it and have not contributed TO HELP society. I take issue with that. If they (the producers) made them do things like help out at a homeless shelter, build a house for habitat, DO SOMETHING positive I could maybe get behind them somewhat.

            Even bloodsucking bankers, congressional critters and lawyers help society in some twisted way.

          • harley says:

            glaze your really hot. yyou remmind me oof the sityuation. plus i really love bald guys!

        • harley says:

          i love you glaze. your so hhot. yummy yummy!!

          • paulwilsonkc says:

            Come on low lifes, theres only one Paul. Im blogging on the biggest sites on the internet now, Hearne, get on this!

          • Craig Glazer says:

            not bald just some added dimensions…30,000 grands worth…but I like the way you think son…

    • harley says:

      who gives 3 poops about my friends att thee ppalmms. sometimes i do annd ssometimee ido. edppnds on ther dosages!!

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