I’ve decided the sex in the new Navy Seal book is much better than the sex in 50 Shades of Grey.
Besse Cooper of Georgia is the world’s oldest person. She turned 116 this week and still spends most of her time writing jokes for me.
Hurricane Isaac brought the promise of several inches of rain to Kansas City, but when it was all over, left us slightly wet and disappointed. Speaking of slightly wet and disappointed…my old prom date just friended me on Facebook.
An Emerald Ash Borer, responsible for killing millions of trees in parts of this country, was recently found in a tree in Wyandotte County. The bug says it was drawn to Wyandotte County by the new casinos and Google high speed access.