It may surprise you to learn the answer is, the Kansas City Chiefs. Not even close. Our guys are the best.I looked over the other team’s guys and guess what? We win!
Oh wait a minute, you thought I meant the best playing quarterbacks?
I mean the best looking. If Hollywood came calling, the Chiefs under center would all three be starters.
In a league that now has attendance issues – not due to popularity but too much TV coverage as well as ticket, food and parking costs – the Kansas City Chiefs have found the answer
All they need to do is have their three quarterbacks take their helmets off and stand around the sidelines looking…..well, just standing there. Matt THE FRANCHISE Cassel, Ricky Stanzi and Brady Quinn are THE BEST LOOKING TRIO OF QUARTERBACKS EVER!
Even though Matt has struggled behind center, the ladies think he’s gorgeous.
But stand back babes, the guy’s already married. Still you can dream. His paycheck ain’t too shabby either. Brady Quinn, who’s now hanging at Woodside during his free time, turns the ladies heads anywhere he goes. A young Tom Cruise or even a Tom Brady, has nothing on this former No. 1 pick from Notre Dame.
Then there’s the ‘darling’ of the squad, Ricky Stanzi.
He’s so fine he blows your mind, hey Ricky! This blonde, long haired, Brad Pitt type, is already the apple of many fans eyes, though he’s never seen the field during a regular NFL game.
In fact, he’s playing for the backup role tonight in St. Louis, currently held by Quinn.
Ricky needs to be “oh so fine” tonight or there’s a chance Goldielocks could even be cut or sent to the taxi squad.
Hey, here’s an idea for Scott Pioli…
Remember those old cheesecake posters? I’ll bet one with this group’s faces and bods (shirts off) would end up in plenty of ladies back rooms.
Move over Lenny the Cool and Trent “Now what did he do again” Green.
Ricky, Brady and Matt in this arena stand second to no one. Hey, we finally won something. Now if we can just snare that Governors Cup tonight.
Yeah, that’s the ticket – the Big Stuff.