Starbeams: Junk Sports, Cleavage Alert, Brownback Mountain & Casino Smoke

Attendance for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure was down this year after the organization decided to end funding for Planned Parenthood.  Plus, after three weeks of giving a crap about gymnastics and beach volleyball, I just didn’t have the energy to go.

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It turns out the hot girl who was sitting on Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte‘s lap and shoving her cleavage in his face was actually his sister.  It was like a Christmas play in Arkansas – gold and incest.

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Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan from Wisconsin as his running mate.  “I can’t believe he didn’t choose Sam Brownback,” tweeted nobody from Shawnee Mission East.

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Kansas City Casinos are the focus of the annual National Conference on Tobacco or Health, being held this week in town. Colorado and Illinois made their casinos to go smoke-free and last year, Massachusetts banned casino smoking. Same for Ohio.  A lot of people start smoking in school as a way to look older.  If you look at the people in casinos…it works!

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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2 Responses to Starbeams: Junk Sports, Cleavage Alert, Brownback Mountain & Casino Smoke

  1. Super Dave says:

    Arkansas jokes from a guy who grew up in Poplar Bluff Mo.

  2. balbonis moleskine says:

    Goddamn it. It’s back up to four ‘jokes’ again. Luckily half of one is blocked by an overly large photo.