Consider it my tip of the hat (or flash of the raincoat) to those clever porn promoters, titillating title terrorists and movie marketers who so cleverly turn well known motion picture properties into cheap knocks-offs.
How do they get away with it? They’re parodies protected by the First Amendment.
Of course, as I’ve said in prior columns, my all time favorite title remains the very patriotic YANK MY DOODLE IT’S A DANDY.
Here then is a new batch of REAL movie titles that await you for pleasurable viewing.
* AMERICAN CREAM PIE
* A TALE OF TWO TITTIES
* CLOCKWORK ORGY
* FORREST HUMP (My pants are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.)
* HONEY I BLEW EVERYBODY
* MISSIONARY POSITION: IMPOSSIBLE # 2
* PULP FRICTION
* RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARSE
* REBEL WITHOUT A CONDOM
* THE SEX FILES: SLUTS AND THE CITY
* THE DA VINCI LOAD: ANGELS AND SEMEN
* TITS A WONDERFUL LIFE (…George Bailey eat your heart out.)
* TITTY TITTY, GANG BANG
And finally, that wonderful double feature adventure program (not) for the entire family WHORE OF THE RINGS and WHORREY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S BALLS.