I watch baseball only when I run out of sleeping pills…
The punks that came after my boyhood hero George Brett aren’t worth anyone’s time.
As for KC getting the All Star game, Chicagoans don’t even know a far off place called Kansas City exists. Sorry but nobody here cares. And baseball is yesterday’s news like apple pie. Americans now prefer creme brûlée.
Yes baseball is yesterday’s news in America. Kinda like … Uh … freedom.
I loved the Royals. Then I realized they sucked!
Whenever I’m back there people BEG me to take their Royals tickets. They feel guilty wasting them yet they don’t want to go. Love George Brett still though. When I was a runt of a kid Freddy Patek was my hero.
Photo: Believe it or not, the woman standing next to Mancow is Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island.