Mancow: Cow Chaws on Kansas City’s All Star Game Glory

I watch baseball only when I run out of sleeping pills…

The punks that came after my boyhood hero George Brett aren’t worth anyone’s time.

As for KC getting the All Star game, Chicagoans don’t even know a far off place called Kansas City exists. Sorry but nobody here cares. And baseball is yesterday’s news like apple pie. Americans now prefer creme brûlée.

Yes baseball is yesterday’s news in America. Kinda like … Uh … freedom.

 

Yes.

I loved the Royals. Then I realized they sucked!

Whenever I’m back there people BEG me to take their Royals tickets. They feel guilty wasting them yet they don’t want to go. Love George Brett still though. When I was a runt of a kid Freddy Patek was my hero.

Photo: Believe it or not, the woman standing next to Mancow is Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island.

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19 Responses to Mancow: Cow Chaws on Kansas City’s All Star Game Glory

  1. smartman says:

    And
    Nobody here cares what you think.

  2. mark smith says:

    Where’s one of those chicago polar bear hunters
    when you need one. Next time you are in town, look up Randy Miller. Maybe you two has beens can pitch a reality show. Where do washed up radio hacks go when it’s all over, or something. In the meantime, eat a truck load O dicks.

  3. newbaum turk says:

    Chicago
    Actually Chicagoans know exactly where KC is. A lot of KU students are from Chicago or Illinois and have been for a long time.

  4. Markus Aurelius says:

    WTF???
    This “article” looks like the written equivalent of a late night drunk dial voicemail. Disjointed, embarassing, self-indulgent, fantasy….. Is Mancow the new Kelly Urich of KCC?

  5. rkcal says:

    actually….
    Urich puts cohesive thoughts together..sometimes. To add to Markus

  6. Orphan of the Road says:

    The Strawberry Statement
    Well bless your heart.

  7. PB says:

    My God
    You’re stupid. What was the point of this post, fill up some bandwidth? Talk about yesterday’s news, look in the mirror, pal. Markus nailed it, Mancow is Kelly Urich 2.0.

  8. smartman says:

    Name That Douche
    The guy seated behind home plate with the wife, girlfriend, daughter, escort, hooker trying a little too hard to look like Marilyn Monroe.

  9. the dude says:

    Your cowtown sux,
    cowtown, cowtown cowtown. Well at least we KNOW we live in a flyover cowtown and embrace it instead of denying it.
    Cheecago reeks of cowtown but desperately wants to be New Yawk or LA-LA metropolitain type city, epic cowtown fail.

  10. harley says:

    smartman…saw marilyn in the d.c…
    she was unusual to say the least….old guy she was with….i will get my investigative team on it right away…
    unsual site at game….beautiful brown haired tall model…one of players girlfriend…was with goofball
    wearing oakland a’s hat…she got lots of stares. Lots of hot young women there….someone
    said there are groupies that follow these players around and were here in kc….gosh..
    should have continiued playing after 3 ande 2 after junion high!!!!

  11. kcobserver says:

    The Irony . . .
    A washed-up media celebrity posing with a washed-up television celebrity trying to tell us that we’re a washed-up city.

    Wow, I guess he would know.

  12. PB says:

    Dude Said It
    Chicago is just a bigger Cowtown. Sandburg (no, not Ryno) said it best… HOG Butcher for the World,Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat…not exactly the most cosmopolitan traits.

  13. Dick Fitzwell says:

    What do you expect….
    ….from a hack that likes to hear himself type?

  14. Hollister says:

    This is supposed to be KC Confidential
    I want to hear about any celebrity sightings, esp. Charlie Sheen, not more grousing about baseball.

  15. Bella says:

    Up to date
    I love when people leave KC and then bad mouth it. I especially love when they try to make me feel bad that I still live here and rub my nose in it with a picture of themselves taken with Dawn Wells. How old is this picture? You do know this is 2012, right? Now I’m feeling sorry for Chicago. Oh, and no more drunk posting, please.

  16. the dude says:

    I feel sorry
    for people that look like Natahan Lane with a goatee and glasses.

  17. dreamwriter326 says:

    With some tint in those glasses
    and a sleeveless shirt, he would also bear a striking resemblence to Dear Scribe himself.

  18. the dude says:

    Nathan Lane, Mancow, glazer…
    triplets separated at birth?!?!?!

    You decide.

  19. PB says:

    Yeah, Note To Mancow
    If you have to tell everybody who the celeb is in your picture, than they’re not much of a celeb. Dawn freaking Wells, are you serious?! Heck, Glazer’s black tranny pal is more recognizable.

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