Starbeams: Anderson Cooper Comes Out, Tom & Katie Split, Michigan DUIs, Joco Sex

CNN’s Anderson Cooper finally admitted….he really is Ellen DeGeneres.

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It was sad to hear about Katie and Tom but will their daughter Suri keep her job as the voice that screws up my iPhone?

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In Michigan, they’re using talking urinal cakes to prevent drunk driving.  My mom wants me to apply for the voiceover gig because I’ve always been a potty-mouth.

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Jackson County prosecutors have accused a 47-year-old KCPD officer of corruption for allegedly having sex with two women in exchange for not arresting them.  That’s pretty impressive at 47. That line stopped working for me when I was a sophomore in college.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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