Starbeams: It Was So Hot in Kansas City Yesterday That…

It was so hot….

******* The All-Star Game has been moved to the Crown Center Ice Terrace.

******* I saw Larry Moore in a tank top.

******* The Humane Society is upset because I left my dog inside the HOUSE.

******* People are driving to Colorado to cool down.

******* Even guys are seeing Magic Mike for the air conditioning.

******* Bullets are so hot to the touch that Kansas City residents are killing each other with kindness.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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