Scientists found a fossil of two turtles having sex that’s 47 million years old. Completely related, I once made out in a Shell station.
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Residents of Crimson Ridge development in western Shawnee were shocked to learn the park that backs up to their property will become home to imported snakes as part of a conservation area. The good news; people jogging through the park will easily surpass their target pulse rate.
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The nation of Pakistan is cracking down on obese policemen. Or as we call them here in Mission, policemen.
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Tropical Storm Debby is dumping several inches of rain on Florida. Florida residents are happy because, hey, you need something to drink after you’ve eaten some human face.
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A 73-year-old woman is climbing Mount Everest. And to think, I can hardly get my 73-year-old neighbor to take out my trash.
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President Obama called Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra after his team’s victory in the NBA Finals. So, I guess that pretty much ruins Obama’s chances of turning Oklahoma into a blue state.
Kelly Urich hosts the mormning show on The Point 99.7 FM.
