Starbeams: Turtle Sex, Snakes on a Plain, Fat Cops in Mission & Getting ‘Faced’

Scientists found a fossil of two turtles having sex that’s 47 million years old. Completely related, I once made out in a Shell station.   

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Residents of Crimson Ridge development in western Shawnee were shocked to learn the park that backs up to their property will become home to imported snakes as part of a conservation area.  The good news; people jogging through the park will easily surpass their target pulse rate.

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The nation of Pakistan is cracking down on obese policemen.  Or as we call them here in Mission, policemen.

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Tropical Storm Debby is dumping several inches of rain on Florida.  Florida residents are happy because, hey,  you need something to drink after you’ve eaten some human face.

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A 73-year-old woman is climbing Mount Everest.  And to think, I can hardly get my 73-year-old neighbor to take out my trash.

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President Obama called Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra after his team’s victory in the NBA Finals.  So, I guess that pretty much ruins Obama’s chances of turning Oklahoma into a blue state.

Kelly Urich hosts the mormning show on The Point 99.7 FM.

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