Federal officials have arrested a Kansas City businessman for allegedly being part of an al-Qaida terror cell.
Top 5 Ways to Spot a Kansas City Terrorist:
#5. He gripes about having to drive 45 minutes north of town just so he can fly an airplane into a building.
#4. Drives around town all day looking for something worthy of blowing up.
#3. Lives in a cave called Hunt Subtropolis.
#2. Gets really irritated when other terrorists ask if he has a dog named Toto.
#1. Answers terrorist hotline with, "Hi, may I help you?"
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM