Starbeams: The Top 5 Ways to Spot a Kansas City Terrorist

Federal officials have arrested a Kansas City businessman for allegedly being part of an al-Qaida terror cell.

Top 5 Ways to Spot a Kansas City Terrorist:

#5. He gripes about having to drive 45 minutes north of town just so he can fly an airplane into a building.

#4. Drives around town all day looking for something worthy of blowing up.

#3. Lives in a cave called Hunt Subtropolis.

#2.  Gets really irritated when other terrorists ask if he has a dog named Toto.

#1.  Answers terrorist hotline with, "Hi, may I help you?"

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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2 Responses to Starbeams: The Top 5 Ways to Spot a Kansas City Terrorist

  1. chuck says:

    Ok, that was fuckin funny.
    🙂

  2. paulwilsonkc says:

    I totally agree with Chuck, not because of the quality
    of the piece, but because I want to be more like him.

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