Starbeams: Kardashian’s Lambo, Missie B’s ‘Flame Challenge’ & Death by ‘Silent Meditation’

More than half of Americans 65 and older now use the Internet. And most of them also believe me when I tell them I need $ to get out of a Mexican prison.

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Kim Kardashian just bought Kanye West a $750,000 Lamborghini. I just saved 15% on my car insurance. You tell me who’s winning?

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A quantum physicist from Truman High won the World Flame Challenge. I won the same honor at Missie B’s in the ’90s. Is this a public forum?

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Nadal beat Djokovic to win the French Open. It’s the hardest someone has worked in France since…the last French Open.

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In Arizona, a man on a three-year silent mediation retreat was found dead in a cave. Looks like it worked.

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2 Responses to Starbeams: Kardashian’s Lambo, Missie B’s ‘Flame Challenge’ & Death by ‘Silent Meditation’

  1. Super Dave says:

    The only person winning is the salesman who sold KIm the car.

  2. paulwilsonkc says:

    I still dont know who won….
    …the AIDS walk.

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