More than half of Americans 65 and older now use the Internet. And most of them also believe me when I tell them I need $ to get out of a Mexican prison.
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Kim Kardashian just bought Kanye West a $750,000 Lamborghini. I just saved 15% on my car insurance. You tell me who’s winning?
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A quantum physicist from Truman High won the World Flame Challenge. I won the same honor at Missie B’s in the ’90s. Is this a public forum?
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Nadal beat Djokovic to win the French Open. It’s the hardest someone has worked in France since…the last French Open.
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In Arizona, a man on a three-year silent mediation retreat was found dead in a cave. Looks like it worked.
The only person winning is the salesman who sold KIm the car.
I still dont know who won….
…the AIDS walk.