Starbeams: KCPD Radar Love, Obama Does Joplin, Chinese Take Over AMC & Dilly

A 24 year-old Kansas City man has been arrested for allegedly pointing a laser at a KCPD helicopter. Apparently, he became upset when they wouldn’t tell him the location of the rebel base.

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President Obama spoke to graduating students in Joplin Monday night.  Several residents of Jasper county said it was the first time they had met someone from Kenya.

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The Supreme Court ruled that children conceived from a dead father’s frozen sperm are not entitled to certain social security benefits.  Especially if they refer to the old man as "Dilly Bar."

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What are the odds that Chinese-owned AMC Theaters would show the movie "Free Tibet?"

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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4 Responses to Starbeams: KCPD Radar Love, Obama Does Joplin, Chinese Take Over AMC & Dilly

  1. chuck says:

    That Kenya crack is pretty funny.
    😉

  2. PB says:

    Please
    Don’t encourage him, chuck.

  3. paulwilsonkc says:

    I LOVED the Kenya line… Im from there so I stole
    it for my FB page since I’m from there!!

    If people don’t think its funny I’m going to blame it on Kelly. If they do, of course, I’ll take the credit and say he stole it from ME!

  4. balbonis moleskine says:

    HUR HUR It’s funny cuz he’s a communist from Kenya who aint even born here. Yee-hah Kansas City.

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