Starbeams: The Top Five Signs You’re at a Chinese (AMC) Movie Theater

Kansas City based AMC Theatres may be sold to a Chinese company.  AMC recently broke ground on its new headquarters at 117th and Nall.  However, if they’re going to be based in China, they’ll need to keep digging for some time.


#5. Romantic comedies involve someone getting kicked.

#4. You can save the popcorn bowl for a hair cut.

#3. Instead of popcorn, you get itty bitty ears of corn.

#2. All the movies are about engineering and math.

#1. One ticket admits you and a dozen in-laws.

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM
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4 Responses to Starbeams: The Top Five Signs You’re at a Chinese (AMC) Movie Theater

  1. paulwilsonkc says:

    Bologonous, Im TRYING to save you some time…..
    balbonis moleskine 12:31:06 PM – Tue. May 8. 2012

    this hurts my soul and leaves a black hole where humor used to live

  2. balbonis moleskine says:

    thanks paul

    at least there wasnt any jokes about management playing a joke and putting peepee in the cokes at the concession stand

  3. rkcal says:

    me love you long time in balcony
    have you seen them drive? Thank god they don’t want to buy a drive-in. There…..think all the stereotype bases are now covered.

  4. JoeJoe says:

    The Top 5 Signs You’re At A Bad Website:
    1. Kelly Urich
    2. Kelly Urich
    3. Kelly Urich
    4. Kelly Urich
    5. Craig Glazer

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