Starbeams: Tornado Decorating, Socialism, Univsion, Al Queda & Angry Birds

Tornados were spotted in Olathe and Raymore Sunday.  Both tornados did over $30 worth of improvements.

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An 18 year old Blue Valley senior is building a hydrogen fuel cell that may eventually allow you to power your car with water.  When I was 18 I successfully used water….to remove stains from the back seat of my car.

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France just elected its first Socialist president in 20 years.  Some say it’s a giant step backward. I say, they’re just following our lead!

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ABC is now a sister network with Univision.  Or maybe it’s a cousin network.  Regardless, they will share the same social security numbers.

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Al Qaeda is reportedly trying to develop an underwear bomb.  Details are sketchy, but it secretly involves me drinking milk.

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This year I hung our bird feeder inside the window with hopes of creating more angry birds.

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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7 Responses to Starbeams: Tornado Decorating, Socialism, Univsion, Al Queda & Angry Birds

  1. HA HA? NO, HURR HURR says:

    Really staggeringly unfunny!

  2. Eric says:

    agreed
    this is awful

  3. balbonis moleskine says:

    this hurts my soul and leaves a black hole where humor used to live

  4. paulwilsonkc says:

    And Hearne left this pile under his name!!
    That HAD to be an oversite.

    And I RESENT what he said about Olathe, since I live there!! It did at LEAST $1000 worth of improvements since it landed on the MEXICAN side of town. No telling how many DirectTV dishes were ripped from the decks of Little Mexico!

  5. Hearne says:

    Thanks for noticing…
    I.O.U.

  6. paulwilsonkc says:

    U.O.ME NOTHING… its all in a days work!
    I just want to be a blessing.

    For the record, this is day 17 with NO HARLEY!! Man…. the air smells better, the comments fresher… its a great world.

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