Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs You’re a Royals Fan

THE TOP 5 SIGNS YOU’RE A ROYALS FAN:

#5. You’re legally blind but you can still read the scoreboard.

#4.  Every time you pass a fountain you stop and look for the other team’s ball.

#3.  You make fun of Cardinals fans for wearing camouflage while you’re wearing powder blue.

#2.  You’re really more into public drinking than you are baseball.

#1.  You only get loud when you see hot dogs racing.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs You’re a Royals Fan

  1. chuck says:

    That crack about the fountain
    is hilarious. (:

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