Starbeams: Santorum’s Titanic, Christie’s Belly Blast, KCPD’s Donuts & Royals Boulevard Bullpen

Rick Santorum drops his bid to become Republican nominee on the anniversary of the Titanic leaving Southampton.  Coincidence?

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said the U.S. is full of people "sitting on the couch, waiting for their next government check."

Then his belt buckle exploded and injured a reporter on the front row….who went home and waited for a government check.

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KCPD settled a lawsuit for $1 million. The 2007 case involved an officer who had a diabetic reaction after eating a donut.  He began firing his gun and accidentally hit a truck driver.  In his defense, the donut was delicious.

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Moveover, InBev and Miller CoorsBoulevard Beer will be available in the stands at Kauffman Stadium.  Boulevard has even purchased a giant sign on the Hall of Fame building in left field. This is incredibly convenient when you order Boulevard Wheat because the Royals bullpen can provide plenty of lemons.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The

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One Response to Starbeams: Santorum’s Titanic, Christie’s Belly Blast, KCPD’s Donuts & Royals Boulevard Bullpen

  1. Mark X says:

    Hilarious …
    … fat jokes! Love ’em …!

    … geez, Urich, you’re a riot!

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