Starbeams: THE TOP 5 STADIUM NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE CHIEFS FANS PROUD

The Chiefs are reportedly looking to sell the naming rights to Arrowhead Stadium in an attempt to raise even more money for the team.  As if $27 parking isn’t enough.

THE TOP 5 STADIUM NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE CHIEFS FANS PROUD:

#5.  Amos Family Funeral Home Stadium.

#4.  Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center Stadium.

#3.  After paying $27 for parking you get to name it after your first-born.

#2.  Kelly’s Dangling Doppler Park.

#1.  Continental Siding Stadium.…CALL NOW!!
 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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3 Responses to Starbeams: THE TOP 5 STADIUM NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE CHIEFS FANS PROUD

  1. devils advocate says:

    hey why not…
    a Watsons girl tent…for tailgaiting???

    she could do promos, and maybe help the guys all pitch one…i’m sure there’s a merit badge for that

  2. TOby says:

    Not only is your stuff pitiful, you are now rerunning your own gags from months ago.

  3. Hearne says:

    Hey Devil’s…
    You must have missed my updates last summer about the Watson’s Girl.

    She’s not the fresh face she we knew her as on those above ground TV pool ads several years back. Right before she got married, I asked her if she’d be able to sustain the sex appeal thing after becoming a mommy, etc.

    At which point she assured me that she had every intention of becoming a MILF. I would have had to look it up, but she was happy to explain it to me.

    Well, Jennifer divorced, has a kid, has packed on some pounds and has graduated from MILF U to Grade A Cougar and is doing raunchy podcasts in Indy

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