Starbeams: The Top New Missouri Meth Tourism Slogans

Missouri was the #1 state for METH BUSTS by far last year. 

More than 2,000 busts, followed by Tennessee at 1,700.

Turns out a county near St. Louis is giving all of us a bad name, as Jefferson County had 253 busts which was more than Texas, Florida and California COMBINED.
 
 

THE TOP NEW MISSOURI TOURISM SLOGANS

MISSOURI…
 
 
Come be a part of our chemistry.
 
Put your mind in a whole new state.
 
Where the Crystal Drano runs.
 
Come celebrate ETHER with the family.
 
For vacationers who are SudaFED-UP with life.
 
Welcome to Methssouri…we got purdy mouths.
 
The state that never sleeps.
 
Don’t mess with Texas, METH with Missouri.
 
WINNING!

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

 
 
 
 

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One Response to Starbeams: The Top New Missouri Meth Tourism Slogans

  1. emik says:

    more
    new state song “smurfin’ USA” . CRANK it up.

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