The Great Gorilla Escape from the Kansas City Zoo has been blamed on a failure to lock two cage doors.
THE TOP 5 WAYS TO KEEP A GORILLA CONTAINED:
#5. Inform him that a dangerous man is on the loose in Swope Park.
#4. Tell him you’re working a deal to get him on the roof for a Toyotathon.
#3. Ask him to explain why the apes on "Planet of the Apes" had English accents.
#2. Tell him to eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare.
#1. Gorilla Glue.
Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM