Starbeams: THE TOP 5 SIGNS YOU GOT A BAD BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE ALE

TOP 5 SIGNS YOU GOT A BAD BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE ALE:

#5.  When you realize you’re too drunk to drive you call a Cadbury.

#4.  In the heat of passion you scream, "Oh Henry!"

#3.  You ask girls at the bar if they would like to see your "Willy Wonka."

#2.  You find yourself constantly drunk dialing someone in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

#1.  Nobody knows the truffles you’ve seen.
 

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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3 Responses to Starbeams: THE TOP 5 SIGNS YOU GOT A BAD BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE ALE

  1. TOby says:

    The REAL #1 sign you got a bad bottle…
    Kelly Ulrich’s ham-fisted attempts at comedy actually start to sound funny HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  2. legendaryhog says:

    ahh…i forgot why i don’t listen to the point
    now i remember…..

  3. chuck says:

    Come on,
    “Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen…” is funny stuff. 🙂

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