TOP 5 SIGNS YOU GOT A BAD BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE ALE:
#5. When you realize you’re too drunk to drive you call a Cadbury.
#4. In the heat of passion you scream, "Oh Henry!"
#3. You ask girls at the bar if they would like to see your "Willy Wonka."
#2. You find yourself constantly drunk dialing someone in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
#1. Nobody knows the truffles you’ve seen.
Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM