Starbeams: Brady’s Balls, Google’s Pole Dance, Newt’s Morals & Cheap Thrills in Mission Hills

Sounds to me like Gisele Bundchen‘s a better ball handler than the Patriots wide receivers. I’m sure Tom Brady’s cool with that.

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Google will pay $10 for each utility pole it attaches cables to in Wyandotte county.  I haven’t seen this kind of money shelled out for pole since I was a Chippendale.  And where will Wyandotte store all of this dough?  In a POLE VAULT!

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Missouri voters voted in a non-binding primary yesterdfay.  It’s like a regular primary but your commitment doesn’t really matter.  Or as Newt Gingrich calls it….marriage.

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Two alcohol-free restaurants have opened in the Westport area. That’s like opening a Dollar General store in Mission Hills.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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2 Responses to Starbeams: Brady’s Balls, Google’s Pole Dance, Newt’s Morals & Cheap Thrills in Mission Hills

  1. LOL says:

    rim shot!!!!
    “Pole vault”…… heheheheheheheLOL!!

    You deserve more than you get.

  2. tiad says:

    RIM SHOT/LOL:
    Whatever he gained in your eyes he loses again with “yesterdfay.”

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