Starbeams: Kelly’s TOP 5 PREDICTIONS FOR THE SUPER BOWL

TOP 5 PREDICTIONS FOR THE SUPER BOWL:

#5.  Millions of Americans will watch with the volume muted, not realizing Joe Buck is no longer calling the game.

#4.  Inspired by Tom Brady‘s old coach, I might ask Gisele Bundchen if she wants me to donate my organ.

#3.  A dozen people will get an unexpected look at Katie Couric‘s colon when they accidentally google Super Bowel.

#2.  The only person at the game representing K.C. will be Kelly Clarkson.

#1.  I will have to fork out $30 for the Domino’s guy to give me a ride home.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Kelly’s TOP 5 PREDICTIONS FOR THE SUPER BOWL

  1. Craig Glazer says:

    Great Stuff As Always Kelly
    Funny again…

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