Starbeams: Starbucks Index, Aixois to Commerce Tower & Justin Bieber to SNL

American incomes rose 0.5 percent in December – the biggest jump in nine months – but it still wasn’t enough to keep up with the rate increases of Starbucks Coffee.

*******

Starbucks will open its first store in India later this year.  That means, the guy giving me tech support that I can’t understand will be talking even faster.

*******

People in Brookside are familiar with Aixois French Bistro.  The delicious restaurant will be opening a new location in the Commerce Tower downtown.  Aixois will now be able to offer quick financing for your dinner.

*******

The Chiefs hired Tom McMahon to direct special teams this year.  Last year McMahon was with the Rams.  The Chiefs are going all-out to create a dynasty, and nothing says dynasty quite like the Rams 2011 season.

*******

If KC Mayor James was truly Sly, he would find a way for Google to take over the school district.

*******

A new health care law has people debating the constitutionality of birth control mandates. The Obama plan would not exempt religious employers from providing birth control.  Planned Parenthood is for the law, the Catholic church is suing to stop it…and if men gave birth, birth control pills would be available in your lunchroom vending machine.

*******

Justin Bieber will host "Saturday Night Live" this season.  Bieber says he’s nervous because he’s never done comedy before.  That’s fine because SNL hasn’t done comedy since 1993.

This entry was posted in Starbeams and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Starbeams: Starbucks Index, Aixois to Commerce Tower & Justin Bieber to SNL

  1. chuck says:

    There are three funny jokes in there!
    🙂

Comments are closed.