Starbeams: Costa Concordia to Union Station, Hoffa Found @ KCI & Beyonce’s Butt

Officials at Union Station are already making plans for 2112, 100th anniversary exhibit of the Costa Concordia.

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After 36 years of searching, authorities have finally found Jimmy Hoffa‘s body…at a cellphone waiting lot at KCI.

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I can remember when taking shots at Independence Center meant taking an easy date to the bar at Applebee’s.

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Scientists have named  newly discovered horsefly in Australia that has a shapely rear-end Beyoncé.  Researchers in Saudi Arabia are hoping to name a new species of camel after Jay-Z.

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Now that the Sheraton hotel has brought the Skies spinning, rooftop restaurant to a complete stop, I’ve found another great way to have a spinning dinner.  It’s called tequila.

 

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM.

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One Response to Starbeams: Costa Concordia to Union Station, Hoffa Found @ KCI & Beyonce’s Butt

  1. leonardo says:

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    Fascist resolve the crisis.

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