The Lord pissed all over Tim Tebow yesterday…
He let New England and the best quarterback of all-time, Tom Brady, destroy Denver and Tebow. It was ugly and it was fast. Brady had New England in the end zone in two minutes. By the first quarter’s end it was over.
New England had 21 points – game, set match.
Tim did manage to fumble once to set up a New England score early on. Good one. Yep, God surely hates Tim Tebow and his legion of fans. He let them die, in public, on national TV, for all the world to see.
First off, as nearly half of the educated world will attest to, there is no God.
There also is no boogy man, Santa or Easter Bunny. Unless you include the ones at the toy store. You can even buy a baby Jesus picture or a plastic cross ensemble for your dash board. They’re at most CVS’s and K-MARTS and they’re cheap – there you go Tim.
I like Tim Tebow, he’s a good, young, rookie quarterback.
He’ll be back next year and will lead his team into battle hard for the division title.
And he’ll get better. Tebow had a great year and according to polls, is the most popular athlete in America.
Brady plays next week in his 7th AFC title game, a record. He may go on to win his fourth Super Bowl eventually, tying Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw. He is without any argument the best quarterback we will ever see.
And that includes, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Montana, Big Ben, Rodger the Dodger and all comers. At least for now. Tom has now been at the top for 12 years which is hard to do. It’s never been done at this level. Aaron may get there one day, but that’s a long shot.
Brady made Tim Tebow look like the rookie he is. Yes, I know its his second year in the NFL, but his first as a starting quarterback.
Look out Aaron and Eli, here comes the judge, TOM BRADY.
Oh yeah, maybe God loves Tom, have you seen his wife? Have you seen Tom? I rest my case.
P.S. New England 45 Denver 10.