Starbeams: Iowa Republicans & The Top 5 Phrases You Won’t Hear in KC in 2012

Keith Olbermann did a great job of covering the Iowa caucus last night.  When results came in, he promised to call my cell phone with updates.

Ron Paul received an official endorsement from Kelly Clarkson.  Naturally, I don’t throw my support behind anyone until I hear from David Cook.

THE TOP 5 PHRASES YOU WON’T HEAR IN KANSAS CITY IN 2012:

#5.  I would go gambling but there’s never a casino nearby.

#4.  Let’s park here.  I don’t mind paying for the meter.

#3.  Billy Butler is leading the home run derby!

#2.  I love giving people a ride to the airport.

#1.  You’re hired.

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Iowa Republicans & The Top 5 Phrases You Won’t Hear in KC in 2012

  1. Helper says:

    Uh, you should explain to the mental retrards on this site the inside joke….. that Kelly whats-her-name posted a tweet saying she was backing Ron Paul and then she got into a flame war on twitter….and voila…. one week later her album sale were up 200%… go ffigure..

    dont give the idiots who read here the benefit of a doubt, most are morons.

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