Glazer: Woe is Us, Bring Back Brodie or Let There be Ricky

The Kansas City Clown Show hit New England…

Quaterback Tyler Palko, just as he did in preseason, stunk. He can’t make the crossing throws 15 or 20 yards down field. Thus he got intercepted 400 times. As in preseason he can move KC from the 20 to the other sides 40 or 30 but that’s about it. He has no pro ability.

Time to try Ricky baby…remember, "Oh Ricky your so fine, your so fine, Hey Ricky!"

And why not?

It’s likely Palko will go down. And than Ricky will get his shot. We will need a back-up. HEY CALL BRODIE, he ain’t doing anything. I can hear it now, "Well Brodie knows all the plays and can be a valuable tool to this team," Chiefs coach Todd Haley will say.

What does it all mean? That we stink and have no quarterback, have no clue, want to go 4-12 so we can draft in the top six and get a quarterback.

Well, Brodie Croyle is cheap and can’t score even a field goal with this team. But hell, why not? Make no mistake the Chiefs are one of the two worst teams in the NFL. We do OK because nobody wants to play us, we are a bore.

We have no rich history we are Cleveland, a stink farm.

Nobody remembers Len Dawson anymore. We have no glory, just like Cleveland and Jim Brown was a million years ago.

"So Brodie, Whats Up?"

Need work? We have a spot for you. How about $500,000? See you in a week or two. The clown show continues into next year.

Sorry.

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14 Responses to Glazer: Woe is Us, Bring Back Brodie or Let There be Ricky

  1. Orphan of the Road says:

    Try this while watching the game
    Cut long strips of flesh, insert hooks, hang by pieces of flesh from the garage door. See, the game doesn’t look so bad now does it?

    We had a defense held together with spit and duct tape which had the Patriots on the ropes for a looooooooong time. The the doors came off and we were lost in the flood which followed.

    Why does Thomas Jones ever get on the field? Whatever he had is gone.

    I finally made bail about 5am, people had me arrested for forcing them to watch the whole game.

    If The Clarks & Pee-oli wouldn’t pony up for a real QB as a backup, why would they do so now? The season is lost so The Clarks will just put that money into the kitty to pay Haley when he is kicked to the curb at the end of the season. Or maybe The Clark & Pee-oli will wait until the draft to make the move. Worked so well last time.

    Sure, bring Stanzi on and let’s complete the cycle. Play, sack, suck, rinse and repeat.

    Two drafts which were remarkable only in their ability to draft second- & third-rounders with first round picks. The old saying that cream rises to the top also applied to the curds of spoiled milk.

    I was trying to figure out how the Chief’s send in their plays. Oh yeah, the classic model of the NFL is having a long-time position coach with a speech impediment call the plays into the QB’s helmet.

    But to suggest they bring back The Human Toothpick, Glaze you’ve lost it. I’d rather see them bring back Mike Livingston.

  2. smartman says:

    Oh Yes They Call Them The?
    This team is gonna get rolled so much they need to change their name to the SPLEEFS! We all knew that Matt Casselsippi didn’t have the right stuff. But Tyler Palkotucky is Biblically awful. First thing that comes to mind when I look at him is that he probably has a computer at home loaded up with kiddie porn. We can only hope that Clerk stayed up past his bed time and watched the game and will make big decisions about Haleybama and Egolistahn shortly.

    Everyone is making a big deal about 100 black dudes being killed on the east side in 11 months. Hell, the Patriots murdered at least 40 brothers last night in less than 3 hours and they were shooting blanks for over an hour. The Chiefs can draft all the QB’s they want and it won’t mean a damn thing until they get an offensive line. This team is broken beyond short term repair. It’s time to go back to Marty and Carl’s FIVE YEAR PLAN with credible leadership. That will NEVER happen! Like his counterpart across the parking lot Clerk is not committed to WINNING anything other than the lucky sperm lotto. Give thanks for our sports past this Thanksgiving because we certainly have no future.

  3. harley says:

    the only good thing coming in sports this week…
    IS THE MU KU BORDER BREAKDOWN….WHERE THE LOSERS OF KU WHO QUIT 2 GAMES INTO THE
    SEASON NOW GET THE FINAL BEATDOWN AGAINST MISSOURI.
    IF YOU THOUGHT THE CHIEFS PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT OR NEXT SUNDAY IS HORRID…WAIT TIL THE
    JAYHAWKS HIT THE FIELD WITH THEIR WORST TEAM IN AMERICA.
    ITS THE FINAL AND THANKFULLY FOR KU FANS THE LAST TIME MU WILL BEAT THE HAWKS IN THE ONLY
    SPORT THAT REALLY COUNTS.
    PINKEL SHOULD BE SOBER BUT HE’LL THINK HE’S DRUNK AGAIN WHEN HE SEES HIS TEAM PUT UP
    68 POINTS IN ARROWHEAD AGAINST THE WORST…YES THE WORST TEAM EVER IN BIG 8…BIG 12…BIG 9…
    AND NCAA HISTORY!
    Hope to see all those loudmouth ku fans this saturday. Bring masks…this beatdown is going to be so bad…so
    horrible that you’ll need to wear those masks as you leave arrowhead because you will realize that the world for
    ku fans has reached the lowest depths of all time.
    SEE YA KU…WON’T MISS YA.
    PREDICTIONS: MU 68 KU 0 (well i have to give them a field goal so it won’t be a shutout!) 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….SEE YA AT ARROWHEAD!

  4. Kerouac says:

    TOUGH CALL FOR BRODIE
    “Hmm… should I stay home looking at Kelli or go to kcindy and look at the turf through the earhole of my helmet?” egoli likely already contacted Croyle, and Brodie just laughed in the soon to be ex-GM’s face…

  5. mermaid says:

    Maybe…
    Tyler Palko can’t play football but he is really really hot!

  6. Craig Glazer says:

    Debbie/Mermaid Here I Thought You Only Loved Me
    Tyler Palko? Ok, yeah he looks good, I agree. Next stop Miami…so thats not a bad deal for you…tan and sand.

  7. PB says:

    Sorry Tyler
    But you’re going to have to take the bullet for the next few weeks. Barring injury, no way does Haley throw Stanzi out there against this upcoming gauntlet of teams. I don’t know that he’s the future, but I do know they would in effect be destroying his career if they threw him to the wolves. Wouldn’t be fair to Ricky or his family as I’m sure they love him.

  8. smartman says:

    Ain’t She Sweet
    Let’s hear it for Mermaid! Isn’t HE FUNNY!

    Figured you’d think Tyler is HOT. You seem to have a thing for LOSERS. The good news for Tyler is that it would not be too hard for him to complete a pass with you. Hell he could probably go 30 for 30.

    If you were any more self absorbed you could be a tampon.

    Word is you’ve got peanut butter legs, smooth and creamy and real easy to spread.

    You’ve banged more guys than a Demolition Derby car.

    C’mon sweetie do what you do best and go back to pining for Craig. He’ll always be THE ONE that got away.

  9. Craig Glazer says:

    Good Point PB
    Ricky may be the future…maybe play him late in games to see.

  10. harley says:

    mermaid…dont get smartman mad
    you can see the anger when you just post a comment. Of course his lines are liffted from other
    sites…he’s just copying other peoples works…all of his work is someone elses…although it is sometimes
    funny.
    Will be a tough holiday for you this year. Stay positive…

  11. PB says:

    Stanzi
    Craig, what’s left of this season would seem to be the perfect opportunity to evaluate Stanzi and see if he’s worth keeping going forward. Unfortunately, Haley’s fighting for his job so instead of treating some of these remaining games as “exhibitions” and working Stanzi into the mix, Haley is probably going to live and die by Palko, so Stanzi’s ability may remain a question mark. As you said, it would be nice to at least get him some work late in some of these upcoming blowout losses, setting him up to perhaps have him start the last couple of games, but I seriously doubt that’s the plan. Having said that, Ricky will probably still get his chance as I just don’t see Palko physically surviving the next 3 or 4 games.

  12. mermaid says:

    To clear things up…
    I want nothing to do with Craig Glazer. He is not the one who got away. I do not want to date him. This is the LAST TIME I am going to say this. I dated Craig 20 years ago. I will NEVER date him again. Please refrain from involving me with him in any way. So just stop with the references to him including you know who. And Craig please stop writing blogs saying love stuff. It gives people the wrong idea. WE ARE NOT DATING OR SEEING EACH OTHER AND WE WILL NEVER DATE OR SEE EACH OTHER! EVERYONE GOT THAT?

  13. Craig Glazer says:

    Debbie WTF?
    Debbie you are on wack street…you all me ten times a day, no not to always go out, but sometimes. Look I have been nothing but kind to you, on this site and certainly in real life. Who was there for you when your father passed? Me. Be careful what you wish for? I understand you want to find Mister Right. I also don’t think you and I are the perfect couple these days, that goes both ways Debbie. I think you are a nice person and attractive, but lady in case you haven’t noticed its not like I’m calling you and needing to date you, now putting such things up here is not nice or cool. We get it, you don’t want men to think you are a “Craig” girl. Agreed, but to be so cold to a man who has been nothing but a very good friend is not right on your part. Futhermore who was the one that helped you get on here?

    Again, I have only said nice things about you on this site Debbie, over and over. At times you have for me, but this is out of line. Just simply say, “I want to make it clear that I am not interested in Craig, he’s cool but not for me, so I am very single” hows that? When you day SEE EACH OTHER, I expect an “I’m sorry” or I will make that happen Debbie. I don’t need to go into it do I? Now rephrase this and we are fine, otherwise you will get your wish. You will be sorry, so cut it out and be an adult. This is just a website and NOT REAL life don’t turn it inot that. Do another good story and move on….ok, thank you.

  14. harley says:

    GLAZE YOU CAN’T WIN FOR LOSING….
    you got some old dudes wanting to fight you…johnny is writing some of the most vicious threats to
    you….you’re geting tons of negative comments…and now this jingle jangle gold digging mermaid
    wants to take you on.
    If i was you I’d dump this broad and go get more pics of jessica. At least with jessica you don’t have to
    listen to the whiny obnoxious mermaid rants because jessica just wants some “lovin”!
    Glaze…you can lead this gold digging gogo girls to money…but you can’t ever buy them class.
    So put this broad back on the street. You got her a story line here on kcc so she owes you
    a big one….she owes you one hellacious…monstrous….4 hour long “b___ j__!
    She’s got the body of a 35 year old….take advanatge of it while you can….because one thing about
    gold diggers…when the dinero runs out…the girls follow.!
    Will jessica and the girl with the 16 year old kid be at kccpaloooza xmas party at jardines?

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