Starbeams: Top 5 Excuse for Drunk Driving from MU Coach Gary Pinkel

MIZZOU coach Gary Pinkel was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.  He loses his salary for a year and won’t coach this weekend’s game against Texas Tech.

TOP 5 EXCUSES FROM GARY PINKEL:

#5.  Are you kidding me?  Everyone is drunk in Boone county!

#4.  I’ve never really had Thanksgiving off.

#3.  Thought SEC conference had something to do with Triple SEC.

#2.  I drink to stay away from little boys.

And Pinky’s No. 1 excuse for the DUI charge is…

#1.  I’m still sober enough to coach the Jayhawks game

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Top 5 Excuse for Drunk Driving from MU Coach Gary Pinkel

  1. TIAD says:

    Huh?
    Kelly,

    I forget, which one of these 5 was supposed to be funny?

    And he loses his salary for a whole year? Really?

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