MIZZOU coach Gary Pinkel was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. He loses his salary for a year and won’t coach this weekend’s game against Texas Tech.
TOP 5 EXCUSES FROM GARY PINKEL:
#5. Are you kidding me? Everyone is drunk in Boone county!
#4. I’ve never really had Thanksgiving off.
#3. Thought SEC conference had something to do with Triple SEC.
#2. I drink to stay away from little boys.
And Pinky’s No. 1 excuse for the DUI charge is…
#1. I’m still sober enough to coach the Jayhawks game
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM